The Star Launches Tranny Service

Following the wild success of their '10 Minute Oil Change', The Star Inn and Asylum, in a desperate bid to compete with the Plough and Harrow have launched 'The Tranny Service'.
Pictured here Star Manager, Ms Peaches Foundation, said 'Local Cross Dressing originated here. We have a cross dressing heritage dating back to Waterloo where we played a vital role in supressing the trend for French Crimping'.



Local historian, Flinty Pete, confirmed that 'there are no records of French Crimping in the area'.