Three Wise Men

A Festive Treat as

The Wise Old Geezers

bid to be this years' Village Santa(s)

"Andy. Salt of The Earth. No. Better than that. Salt and Vinegar of the Earth. No. Salt, Vinegar and Ketchup of the Earth. With Salad on the side. And Chips."

Wise Words Indeed.

Mrs Julie Flinty-Pete voices concern

Local Lady of Leisure

Mrs Julie Flinty-Pete,

when asked if she could shed any light on the

Andy / Des / Gun Club incident,

said: "Well, it's quite a to-do and no mistake"

Obviously troubled by the incident she went on to add

"a large Merlot please"

Des Spotted on Hill

OOOooooo! Crikey. Something Ain't Right!!!

Ye Fine and Ancient Village Gun Club

were out in force when word went out that Des had been spotted strolling on High'n'Over

New Snug Man Andy said:
"I'm not Bitter. No. Nothing to do with me. No, not bothered, no. Not in the slightest. Just because Des has lost his marbles. No. I laugh in the face of adversity. Ha Haa. Ha Haa Haa. Haaaa Haa. Ha Ha ha hooo. Ha Hooooo Ha Haa. Hooo. Heee Hah ha ha hee. Hooooo Ha ha Hoooo Hah!"

OOOooooo! Crikey. Something Ain't Right!!!