Dancing Girls

There's only one night of the week that matters to the randy men folk of the village

Wedneday Night is

Dancing Girl Night.

Pictured Right: Flinty Pete with HotDancing Babes!

Randy Men Folk

"Dancing has changed our lives"

Chair Story

Not Wildly Comfy ...

what's the wire for?

MMMMmmmmm! I see. Nice. MMMMMmmmmmmm

Peaches Foundation displays

a Star Asylum Chair.

.... stylish indeed ....

But what of their hated

Pay and Display Zimmer Policy

Des leaves two chairs

Bat'n'Ball - A Big Welcome

A BIG VILLAGE WELCOME

to Bat'n'Ball

New faces behind the bar!

Des's advise for Bat'n'Ball on taking over The Plough and Harrow - quoting Constantin Brancusi -

"Create like a god,

command like a king,

work like a slave"

B'n'B's reaction "This Constant Brainsquid gezzer sounds a right pillock. Where shall I put this chair?"

Why Vlad, What Big Teeth You Have!

A Happy Encounter with Count Vlad

has kept me away from the village.

Have I missed anything? Comments please...

Holiday Message from the Author

I've got a Tan!!!