Valley Bus service comes to the defence of its drivers
On hearing that every vehicle parked in the valley has now been hit by the bus, a spokesman for the service aged 116 said:
"The drivers are not all dangerous blundering careless lunatics! Some are, yes. Not all, no. That would be crazy talk. Madness complete madness. I hear this all the time, it's crazy. Completely Bonkers. Utter tripe. Zippy flaming zannie-a-zong-zong. Chirpity chirp chumpin' sozmix. Ring-a-toot-a-doo bo. Hoot zoop. hootie zoopie. hoot. honk. Honk. HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK...........".
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