Village Funster Sarah 'Jolly' Jane
is to quit
The Moon Sown Seeds and Strange Music Shop.
'Ironing, ironing and more ironing' is her happy mantra that will be missed by all.
When asked of her future plans she simply mumbled 'Ironing, ironing and more ironing', though we all suspect something was left unsaid.
Ex Busines Partner Nicky (pictured here with close friend Peaches) was heard to say:
'She'll be missed, Yeah B*ll*cks! Never ironed a Bl**dy Thing around here! Bl**dy B*ll*cks. Yeah Bl**dy B*ll*cks!! B*ll*cks!!'.
Nicky had tears in his eyes.
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